Afterthoughts

( taken from my thoughts over a big beef'n'cheddar sandwich at Arby's, dinner break on a rainy and late work-night )

#5 - Crow for Best Random Text Messages Related to Fake Science
#4 - David for Best Seattle Monster Concept (linked to a Catchy Tune)
#3 - [a tie] Sean-0 & Charon for Most Likely To Send Me Something Awesome/Funny from the Internet
#2 - Tom for Best Unnecessary but Awesome/Hilarious Voice Mail Messages
#1 - My Work for Most Amazing Natural Talent For Randomly Screwing Me Over

5 - Wendy's Chilli, i don't actually like Wendy's chilli. But i needed a 5th Chilli. Should show you how much time i had to compose this T5.
4 - Mom's Chilli, beans, meat, broth...delicious
3 - Amy Baeder's Chilli, complete with foodstuffs i can actually say i helped grow
2 - Dawn's Vegan Chilli, i don't know what's in it, but it's awesome
1 - my Grandma's Chilli, forever the best

#5 - Getting to work and not feeling like someone poured a cocktail of whiskey and diarrhea down my back.

#4 - Gamer Math: Determining Seattle Arrival Times via Various Travel Methods
Car = Role 2 D20, Lesser number is how many minutes it will take you to get there. Higher number (x2, if during rush hour) is how many minutes it will take you to park. Sum the two numbers for total price of parking charges/tickets.

Bus = Role 10 D10, add together. This is how many minutes it will take for your bus to get to you.

Train = Role 1 D4. Add Ten. That is how long it will take you to get anywhere along the light rail. (Ten minutes = Walking Time)

#3 - Space-Shuttle-Esque Feel makes me want to shout "Prime the Digitizing Lazer!" every time the doors open.

#2 - three words: Sexy Voiced Train

#1 - The View. [Not that crap show.] I'm talking about what you see as you fly out of the magic-wonder-land tunnel between Mt. Baker and SoDo. All of a sudden you're skipping along the tops of the factories, with the near-imperial view of Downtown looming in the distance. Awesome. What was i lookin' at before? Subway? Lowe's? Metro Transit just leveled, and i approve.

( Spoiler Alter: This ain't no Moonchilde. No wait...maybe it is... )